Only three days into the year and already we're off to a promising start...in the realm of crazy Australians and their f'd up shark encounters anyway.
Australian researchers have just discovered nearly 60
hybrid sharks roaming waters off the eastern coast of Australia. The sharks are the progeny of two sharks from different climates. Researchers say that, since sharks are basically bigots and only mate with their own kind, such a great number of hybrids indicates that sharks are joining bloodlines to create a breed more suited to climate changes.
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| Thomas Jane is ready to defend you from science |
What researchers didn't say was that Saffron Burrows is behind all of this hybrid business and that the sharks will soon wreak havoc on the world, eating Samuel L. Jackson in the midst of one of his preachy speeches, and just begging Thomas Jane to wrangle their asses (sassy black chef commentary from LL Cool J is also a strong possibility).
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