Word of warning to New Yorkers: if you go to a guppie* wine party in the West Village, you run the risk of backstabbing bitching if you happen to leave the bathroom door cracked open upon your exit.
Apparently this is against all decorum in the gay handbook of manners and etiquette right next to How Not to Clash Plaids With Your Entourage at Social Events Where Cameras Might Be Present. It should also be said that pinot noir will mostly numb you to any petty bitchery or obnoxious faggotry resulting from your rule-breaking.
*Gay Urban Professionals, also known as everyone from your Spin Class
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