On-Line vs In Line

With many services like MyRegistry.com and MyEPig.com being offered that allow everyone you love, hate, and love to hate to register for Christmas gifts much like an overly sensitive entitled bride, one thing is apparent this holiday season: everyone is incredibly lazy, selfish and obnoxious.

Santa will come scare the shit out of you and your kids if you register for gifts

 
I wonder if the people who register for gifts on-line would be offended if they only receive a tweet on Twitter or a Facebook posting that says F**k Off. Who am I kidding, the people using these give-me-this-gift-now services are most likely only associated with other like-minded tools who think Christmas gift registry is cute. Pass the egg nog. And holiday-themed barf bag.