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Dec 27, 2011

Legal Weapon


Mel Gibson’s ex-wife, Robyn, was just awarded with 425 million dollars in their divorce which will take effect on 9 January, 2012. After over three decades of marriage, that’s like winning a $13.7 million lottery 31 times! Except, in order for the volatile, macho, bigoted convenient store clerk to sell you the winning tickets, you have to sleep with him and bear him a litter of 7 all while wondering just when he’ll snap and kick you in the face like a defenseless wallaby on the side of an abandoned Outback road. 

Gibson wondering what Danny Glover would do

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