Rather than her PLAYBOY pictorial, courthouse couture, bi-mingled romances, celebrity frenemies, accidental kleptomania, trouty pouty lips, or that beglittered trashpile of bleached teeth she calls 'Mother', I am vastly more entertained by the fact that Lindsay carries around $10,000 worth of cold hard cash in her purse while in Hawaii.
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| Lindsay in Hawaii this week, asking her hair if it wants to be red again |
How much does that weigh? And what was she going to buy? “I’ll have a 110 degree nonfat 2 Splenda gingerbread latte and…let’s see…700 shares of stock.” Guess we’ll never know since it was mysteriously stolen [by her father].
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"...beglittered trashpile of bleached teeth..." All I can say is thank you.
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