Demi Moore totally has it all wrong. Now that Ashton Kutcher is on TWO AND A HALF MEN, she’s supposed to wait until he’s earning billions of dollars an episode and threatens her at knifepoint in Aspen before getting [drunk, a huge settlement, humiliated in the media and] divorced.
Don’t these media cheeseballs know anything? In other news, I actually don’t mind Demi and her ageless, Wonder Woman hair. I do, however, routinely cringe at the personification of the word “TOOL” that Ashton is (even if I still love DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR). Looks like you’ve got dibs on him now, Rumer!

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