The grim, grey disparity of Penn Station’s interiors is hard to face on a rainy Tuesday. I was able to make the situation somewhat lighter by opting for a brief encounter with a newsstand, it’s gossip rag headlines breathing revitalizing breath back into me. One such headline announced that an assistant to Angelexia Jolie is set to reveal such deep dark secrets as Angie’s addictive tendencies (on-line shopping?) and her penchant for locking the kids in the bedroom while she guzzles booze.
Well, if that’s the case: yawn. We’ve seen this before. On MOMMIE DEAREST, every season of DYNASTY, and in the shallow depths of Kris Jenner’s glossy eyes. For chrissake. Come up with some original scandalous behavior. Like…
Maybe Angie should make her brood dress up as equal parts dragons and knights and address her only as Lady Gelina of the Hills of Beverlyshire as she decides which of the up-and-coming actors she has stashed in her velvet lined basement dungeon will be sacrificed for her daily blood-of-youth bath. Or something.
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