Ho-leigh Crap

It's wonderful to wake up, have a lovely long walk in empty 6:30 AM Manhattan, come home for some coffee and see that it's Jennifer Jason Leigh's birthday. Then you realize it's J J Leigh's 48th brithday. 48TH. 4. 8. As in almost 50. As in you remember her being a kid practically in The Big Picture. Then you wonder if you should opt for vodka instead of coffee to calm yourself. Or just invest in stronger eye cream. Then you go for a second walk along the Hudson while Debbie Gibson's "Foolish Beat" plays on the soundtrack until a 17 year old asks his mom who the hell is singing that crappy pop song.