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Jan 29, 2010

It's My...BIRTH-DAYYYYYYY!

The Oprah's birthday is today. This serves as a reminder to offer a sacrificial animal to remain in her good graces so that your crops may grow, book clubs may survive her wrath, and she may bewstow gifts upon you as sponsored by Crabtree & Evelyn and Ralph Lauren.


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