Birthday Triptych

On this hallowed day, celebrating birthdays are Bridget Fonda, Alan Cumming, and Mimi Rogers. Why is this trio of significance?

Exhibit A: I've been told I look like Bridget Fonda (bear in mind that I have also been told I resemble Sharon Stone, Chloe Sevigny and Juliana Hatfield...and I have a penis)

Exhibit B: I've come in contact with Alan Cumming twice in my life - once, while drunkenly posing a la Parker Posey circa Party Girl at a grimy little bar in Los Feliz in front of him, and once more on an evening at Eastern Bloc in the East Village when my boyfriend brilliantly let Cumming apply chapstick on him. Ewwww.

Exhibit C: At an unfortunate retail job in Beverly Hills ages ago, I rang up Mimi as she purchased clothing for a man 20 years her junior who vaguely resembled a nutjob Scientology convert she used to be married to.